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Piaski Wielkie is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Wolin, within Kamień County, West Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-western Poland. It lies approximately 6 kilometres (4 mi) east of Wolin, 15 km (9 mi) south-west of Kamień Pomorski, and 49 km (30 mi) north of the regional capital Szczecin.
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