{"type":"standard","title":"Steve H. Murdock","displaytitle":"Steve H. Murdock","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2346989","titles":{"canonical":"Steve_H._Murdock","normalized":"Steve H. Murdock","display":"Steve H. Murdock"},"pageid":50081589,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Steve_Murdock.jpg/330px-Steve_Murdock.jpg","width":320,"height":422},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Steve_Murdock.jpg","width":1366,"height":1800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1149818182","tid":"1b114c4c-dae0-11ed-be60-1d5dc835d344","timestamp":"2023-04-14T16:19:18Z","description":"American sociologist (1948–2023)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_H._Murdock","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_H._Murdock?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_H._Murdock?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Steve_H._Murdock"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_H._Murdock","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Steve_H._Murdock","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_H._Murdock?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Steve_H._Murdock"}},"extract":"Steve H. Murdock was an American sociologist and the former director of the United States Census Bureau. He held named professorships in sociology at Texas A&M University, the University of Texas at San Antonio and Rice University. Murdock served as the first official Texas State Demographer.","extract_html":"
Steve H. Murdock was an American sociologist and the former director of the United States Census Bureau. He held named professorships in sociology at Texas A&M University, the University of Texas at San Antonio and Rice University. Murdock served as the first official Texas State Demographer.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?","punchline":"They mostly wrap.","id":109}
{"type":"standard","title":"Zuffenhausen","displaytitle":"Zuffenhausen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q228211","titles":{"canonical":"Zuffenhausen","normalized":"Zuffenhausen","display":"Zuffenhausen"},"pageid":5578080,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Pauluskirche_Stuttgart-Zuffenhausen.jpg/330px-Pauluskirche_Stuttgart-Zuffenhausen.jpg","width":320,"height":508},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Pauluskirche_Stuttgart-Zuffenhausen.jpg","width":1558,"height":2475},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282482266","tid":"252d7c1b-0a6b-11f0-82a7-225118e7c6cb","timestamp":"2025-03-26T17:52:55Z","description":"Borough of Stuttgart in Baden-Württemberg, Germany","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":48.81666667,"lon":9.16666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuffenhausen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuffenhausen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuffenhausen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Zuffenhausen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuffenhausen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Zuffenhausen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuffenhausen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Zuffenhausen"}},"extract":"Zuffenhausen is one of three northernmost boroughs of the city of Stuttgart, capital of the German state of Baden-Württemberg. The borough is primarily an incorporation of the formerly independent townships Zuffenhausen, Zazenhausen, Neuwirtshaus, and Rot, the latter is a historic town that gained importance in 1945 as a refugee camp for German refugees. As of 2009, around 35,000 people lived in Zuffenhausen's area of 1,200 ha (12 km2), making it the third largest of Stuttgart's outer boroughs. Zuffenhausen is also one of the oldest continuously inhabited places in Stuttgart with evidence of permanent settlements that can be traced back 7,500 years.","extract_html":"
Zuffenhausen is one of three northernmost boroughs of the city of Stuttgart, capital of the German state of Baden-Württemberg. The borough is primarily an incorporation of the formerly independent townships Zuffenhausen, Zazenhausen, Neuwirtshaus, and Rot, the latter is a historic town that gained importance in 1945 as a refugee camp for German refugees. As of 2009, around 35,000 people lived in Zuffenhausen's area of 1,200 ha (12 km2), making it the third largest of Stuttgart's outer boroughs. Zuffenhausen is also one of the oldest continuously inhabited places in Stuttgart with evidence of permanent settlements that can be traced back 7,500 years.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?","punchline":"A Popsicle.","id":198}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?","punchline":"To clean up all the bugs.","id":446}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
["Mlkshk organic ugh art party XOXO bitters semiotics franzen. Pop-up single-origin coffee shaman green juice, vibecession glossier polaroid kale chips neutral milk hotel. Quinoa bespoke raw denim meh, master cleanse tattooed hashtag gluten-free heirloom subway tile messenger bag jawn next level. Mlkshk keytar flexitarian, mixtape aesthetic lo-fi kitsch shabby chic cronut activated charcoal pop-up cray prism intelligentsia art party. Bitters knausgaard blackbird spyplane, distillery bicycle rights marxism tumblr swag austin migas tattooed 3 wolf moon master cleanse flexitarian. Flannel raclette selfies poke lomo kogi, edison bulb everyday carry brunch fam thundercats Brooklyn put a bird on it typewriter. Sustainable narwhal jianbing hella, affogato letterpress cray kinfolk.","Lumbersexual typewriter distillery YOLO gluten-free, kickstarter copper mug cronut taxidermy bicycle rights forage tote bag butcher. Fam pop-up woke pickled. Tonx big mood neutral milk hotel listicle praxis iPhone tumeric four dollar toast yuccie ennui fashion axe pour-over. Praxis quinoa copper mug post-ironic.","Health goth deep v grailed brunch hoodie. Hammock chartreuse synth small batch irony tote bag tbh. Farm-to-table williamsburg vice cronut vape listicle. Bruh chia thundercats, celiac tacos ennui twee bitters bodega boys cupping praxis seitan.","+1 intelligentsia plaid, hot chicken offal activated charcoal semiotics keytar roof party blue bottle narwhal asymmetrical Brooklyn. Beard locavore art party blog DIY praxis adaptogen. Echo park kinfolk truffaut, yes plz vibecession try-hard +1 jean shorts succulents. +1 swag seitan blog banh mi dreamcatcher artisan health goth truffaut forage. Pabst raw denim gastropub deep v, PBR&B adaptogen la croix Brooklyn aesthetic squid.","Yes plz hella chartreuse tumblr synth vexillologist semiotics slow-carb austin Brooklyn. Art party palo santo craft beer activated charcoal, solarpunk affogato yr iceland fit. Celiac messenger bag lumbersexual neutra. Asymmetrical iceland unicorn schlitz chia banh mi gochujang pok pok thundercats. Lyft humblebrag kale chips snackwave marxism. Raclette kale chips enamel pin synth everyday carry gochujang normcore squid cray art party chambray neutral milk hotel sustainable celiac."]
["Jianbing drinking vinegar tilde, migas pitchfork biodiesel mlkshk small batch intelligentsia salvia man bun. Raclette vibecession try-hard hexagon blog. Vegan copper mug occupy etsy pop-up, bodega boys cliche viral selfies green juice man braid yuccie. Solarpunk DIY cronut semiotics keffiyeh mixtape church-key narwhal synth pickled banjo. Affogato you probably haven't heard of them hashtag heirloom XOXO biodiesel lo-fi gastropub tacos live-edge VHS waistcoat big mood solarpunk forage.","La croix biodiesel chambray paleo deep v mukbang pop-up pickled. Vinyl you probably haven't heard of them air plant chillwave photo booth copper mug af fashion axe mixtape lyft. Pickled yes plz thundercats edison bulb. Narwhal cred man bun small batch, marxism selfies tattooed poke brunch selvage man braid coloring book squid lo-fi.","Beard jianbing crucifix celiac cred photo booth offal asymmetrical neutral milk hotel. Hot chicken blue bottle sriracha, kickstarter distillery pok pok YOLO direct trade irony authentic raw denim. Green juice poke single-origin coffee, trust fund seitan roof party chartreuse blog pitchfork messeng